Little do you know that inside that ring box is an entire diamond mine...
How many people at the ad agency saw this copy and approved it? And not one of them thought, "rape joke?" I know there's such a thing as being too-PC, but this is a bit suspect.
Redditor Homerliwag designed this Indiana Jones-inspired engagement ring for his beloved. I just hope she's more of a Marianne than that chick from Temple of Doom. For everybody's sake, really.
Because he doesn't really love you unless he gives you an ALL-DIAMOND RING, like this one from Shawish Jewelers of Geneva, Switzerland.
I hope the wedding cake is not a lie, though.
And nary a portal shall ever separate them.