How many people at the ad agency saw this copy and approved it? And not one of them thought, "rape joke?" I know there's such a thing as being too-PC, but this is a bit suspect.
I'm sure they have both Chuck Berry and Pulp Fiction in the 24th century, and will totally get that reference.
Redditor laporkenstein forged his own wedding ring from a chunk of meteorite! Check out the extensive gallery of the process here!
Wonder what his wife will be wearing? I mean, diamonds are sort of anticlimactic at this point...
Because he doesn't really love you unless he gives you an ALL-DIAMOND RING, like this one from Shawish Jewelers of Geneva, Switzerland.
When you wish upon a ring, makes no difference who you... dammit, that doesn't rhyme well!
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