Check out these Portal-themed wedding rings by Etsy user 17thbit! Now you're thinking doing everything in your entire life with Portals!
How many people at the ad agency saw this copy and approved it? And not one of them thought, "rape joke?" I know there's such a thing as being too-PC, but this is a bit suspect.
Because he doesn't really love you unless he gives you an ALL-DIAMOND RING, like this one from Shawish Jewelers of Geneva, Switzerland.
It's super effective!!
Redditor Homerliwag designed this Indiana Jones-inspired engagement ring for his beloved. I just hope she's more of a Marianne than that chick from Temple of Doom. For everybody's sake, really.