Check out these Portal-themed wedding rings by Etsy user 17thbit! Now you're thinking doing everything in your entire life with Portals!
Rings fit for a Scoundrel and a Princess
Because he doesn't really love you unless he gives you an ALL-DIAMOND RING, like this one from Shawish Jewelers of Geneva, Switzerland.
And nary a portal shall ever separate them.
Yes it's been done before but it doesn't make it any less cute and nerdy to me. My now fiancé proposed to me on the front cannon turret of the historic WWII Liberty Steam Ship the SS Jeremiah O'Brien with this, I squeed!
I hope the wedding cake is not a lie, though.