How many people at the ad agency saw this copy and approved it? And not one of them thought, "rape joke?" I know there's such a thing as being too-PC, but this is a bit suspect.
Rings fit for a Scoundrel and a Princess
When you wish upon a ring, makes no difference who you... dammit, that doesn't rhyme well!
Finally! A classy ring for the frequent bar-brawler who is looking to settle down and still throw-down.
I hope the wedding cake is not a lie, though.
What do you mean you don't have five million to drop on a shiny bauble?! Your love is obviously not as deep as Jay-Z and Beyonce's.