Zelda says: "My now-husband and I wanted to bring high energy to our reception, so we kicked off the dancing with a choreographed piece filled with inside jokes, dance references, and a tribute to a great dancer on youtube."
in leu of a speech...
Either it's been a really long day or he's doing his version of the worm that's a lot more like a slug.
Nothing brings a family together like collectively knocking out Aunt Jeanine.
People, get out of his way! You are mere peasants in his kingdom, the dance floor.