Alana says: "A while ago I saw a post that said 'I wonder what a Star Trek/Star Wars wedding would be like.' I said 'Challenge Accepted.'"
Joe says: "She loves cake and cupcakes. I gave her an offer she couldn't refuse."
That sounds menacing, Joe! Are you in the mob? Wink once for yes, twice for no.
You see, this is why you shouldn't pay your ring bearers in sweets. They're obviously just after the sweets, no matter how cute they are.