If I can still fit into my wedding dress in 40 years I'll be thrilled!

The bonk over the head with the cardboard axe was perfect.

Joe says: "She loves cake and cupcakes. I gave her an offer she couldn't refuse."

That sounds menacing, Joe! Are you in the mob? Wink once for yes, twice for no.

MR. AND MRS. NINJA on their wedding day.

We appreciate all kinds here!

I love to see a grown man cry.

Even if your favorite authors are no longer with us, you can still have them present at your wedding.