Just Pretty: Natalie Portman Gets Hitched

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Just Pretty: Natalie Portman Gets Hitched
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Professional Object of Geek Desire and sometimes-actress Natalie Portman married fiance and father of her child Benjamin Millepied last Saturday. Whaddya think about those sleeves on her dress? Bohemian chic or too big?

Stanley Tucci and Felicity Blunt Get Fancy

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Stanley Tucci and Felicity Blunt Get Fancy
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In London, weeks after a tiny wedding, Stanley Tucci and his bride Felicity Blunt (Emily's sister) had a big ol' fancy shindig with stars galore! Oh how I would have loved to be a bartender there.

Brangelina Bust

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Brangelina Bust
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What should have been the celeb wedding of the decade, wasn't. It's actually a setup by artist Alison Jackson, who staged a similar fake photoshoot for last year's royal wedding. Is it just me or is this fake Brangelina wedding a lot more interesting than the prospect of the real one?

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Split

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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Split
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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are calling it quits after five years of marriage. Some sources are claiming it was Tom's beloved Scientology that drove her away, while others blame... aw, who am I kidding? It was Scientology, folks. That s* is batty.

Check out ROFLrazzi's coverage of this totally inevitable happening!