Can someone bring over a mop to clean my melted heart off the floor?
What should have been the celeb wedding of the decade, wasn't. It's actually a setup by artist Alison Jackson, who staged a similar fake photoshoot for last year's royal wedding. Is it just me or is this fake Brangelina wedding a lot more interesting than the prospect of the real one?
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are calling it quits after five years of marriage. Some sources are claiming it was Tom's beloved Scientology that drove her away, while others blame... aw, who am I kidding? It was Scientology, folks. That s* is batty.