What do you mean you don't have five million to drop on a shiny bauble?! Your love is obviously not as deep as Jay-Z and Beyonce's.
David Cross and Amber Tamblyn threw what was likely a heartwarming, hilarious, coming-of-age, bitingly witty wedding over the weekend. Do you figure he wore cutoffs under his suit?
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are calling it quits after five years of marriage. Some sources are claiming it was Tom's beloved Scientology that drove her away, while others blame... aw, who am I kidding? It was Scientology, folks. That s* is batty.
The Royals are in a tizzy over photos of The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge's honeymoon photos that leaked to the Australian gossip rag, Woman's Day. How do you guys feel about Kate and Wills? Do they have a right to privacy, or is part of being a royal mean also being public domain?