Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Split

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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Split
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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are calling it quits after five years of marriage. Some sources are claiming it was Tom's beloved Scientology that drove her away, while others blame... aw, who am I kidding? It was Scientology, folks. That s* is batty.

Check out ROFLrazzi's coverage of this totally inevitable happening!

Just Pretty: Natalie Portman Gets Hitched

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Just Pretty: Natalie Portman Gets Hitched
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Professional Object of Geek Desire and sometimes-actress Natalie Portman married fiance and father of her child Benjamin Millepied last Saturday. Whaddya think about those sleeves on her dress? Bohemian chic or too big?

Celebrity Engagement Rings

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Celebrity Engagement Rings
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What do you mean you don't have five million to drop on a shiny bauble?! Your love is obviously not as deep as Jay-Z and Beyonce's.

Stanley Tucci and Felicity Blunt Get Fancy

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Stanley Tucci and Felicity Blunt Get Fancy
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In London, weeks after a tiny wedding, Stanley Tucci and his bride Felicity Blunt (Emily's sister) had a big ol' fancy shindig with stars galore! Oh how I would have loved to be a bartender there.