I'm not quite sure how trying fits in here, but Yoda is nothing if not convincing.
Wait, is she marrying a member of the rival team? Naughty!
My love for you is even bigger on the inside.
When it comes to the love of your life, leave nothing to chance.
Having pets in your wedding is cute; until it's not.
No! Don't give the ring to Galadriel!
Do you care about Kings of Leon? You three over there! Did you hear that Jared Followill married Martha Patterson last weekend? Don't cry, it'll be okay.