My love for you is even bigger on the inside.
Having pets in your wedding is cute; until it's not.
Do you care about Kings of Leon? You three over there! Did you hear that Jared Followill married Martha Patterson last weekend? Don't cry, it'll be okay.
When it comes to the love of your life, leave nothing to chance.
No! Don't give the ring to Galadriel!
Wait, is she marrying a member of the rival team? Naughty!
Your fantasy ranch wedding just got hunger-bombed.