Do you care about Kings of Leon? You three over there! Did you hear that Jared Followill married Martha Patterson last weekend? Don't cry, it'll be okay.
Wait, is she marrying a member of the rival team? Naughty!
My love for you is even bigger on the inside.
No! Don't give the ring to Galadriel!
Your fantasy ranch wedding just got hunger-bombed.
I'm not quite sure how trying fits in here, but Yoda is nothing if not convincing.
When it comes to the love of your life, leave nothing to chance.