Who says you can't be a frog AND a prince at the same time?
Don't even try to compare yourselves to Bill and Fleur guys! Your wedding is special in its own right!
It's a nice day for a touchy-feely wedding!
We are gathered here today, in the sight of football, and in the face of their friends Tebowing, To join these two in holy sportsmanship.
Here we have the bride and groom seeing each other for the first time... no, not on their wedding day, the first time ever.