I guess he brought two dates.

Honey, be nice. She's been friends with the bride since preschool. Don't judge.

Ai've been to so many weddings ober da years...

Attatching a bustle can be almost as complicated as taking apart a car engine.

It's important to let your bridesmaids express themselves.

Patriotism may be a little out of place at a wedding.. wait what am I talking about? AMURICAAAAAA!

You see, this is why you shouldn't pay your ring bearers in sweets. They're obviously just after the sweets, no matter how cute they are.