I guess he brought two dates.
Honey, be nice. She's been friends with the bride since preschool. Don't judge.
Ai've been to so many weddings ober da years...
Attatching a bustle can be almost as complicated as taking apart a car engine.
Patriotism may be a little out of place at a wedding.. wait what am I talking about? AMURICAAAAAA!
You see, this is why you shouldn't pay your ring bearers in sweets. They're obviously just after the sweets, no matter how cute they are.