Patriotism may be a little out of place at a wedding.. wait what am I talking about? AMURICAAAAAA!
Attatching a bustle can be almost as complicated as taking apart a car engine.
gotta love those groovy puke yellow and crap green bridesmaid dresses
You see, this is why you shouldn't pay your ring bearers in sweets. They're obviously just after the sweets, no matter how cute they are.