Let the Doctor help escort you down the aisle!

Susan Brennan won this year's Toilet Paper Wedding Dress Competition by Cheap-Chic Weddings! What do you think? Wear it of flush it?

The UGG Bridal Collection! Oh boy, now I can wear a boot that comes up exactly to the fattest part of my calf completely bypassing my ankles down the aisle! Hideous!

Vivienne Westwood: For brides who have no more f**ks to give.

Well ladies, are you ready to walk down the aisle and smash that glass ceiling in your wedding pants?

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There's demure and then there's prudish! Which is this?

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Nothing says blushing bride like a slutty monokini.

Can't... find... the words...

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