Myself and a fellow bridesmaid avoiding the bouquet like the plague
"Honestly, Mother, I want this photo because of how nice you look." "Bullsh*t, you want it because of that little girl."
Overly excited guest plots next marriage. Bend those knees!
She restored her sister's faith in humanity. Did she restore yours?
my sister, and one of my best friends at my wedding!
No not the girl who falls. The bride finding out a little more about her friend's competition issues than she would have liked to on her wedding day.