Desperate cases of wedding boredom call for desperate bellyflops.
Some poor guy spent all day anchoring rose petals to the beach so they wouldn't blow away and these two yahoos come along and decide to make a romantic moment of it. Rude.
Why have bridesmaids when you can have Nereids?
Can't tell if real or staged, can't tell if real or staged, can't tell if real or staged... oh well, still amusing!
I wonder if they paid them all five bucks to do that. Ha! Joke's on them, I would've done it for free.
I would make a "Fantasy Island" joke but I wasn't even alive when that show was on so I'd feel like kind of a fraud.