Or maybe I'm the jellyfish because I'm jelly of them and want to be there right now.
I would make a "Fantasy Island" joke but I wasn't even alive when that show was on so I'd feel like kind of a fraud.
Some poor guy spent all day anchoring rose petals to the beach so they wouldn't blow away and these two yahoos come along and decide to make a romantic moment of it. Rude.
Poseidon gets hitched.