Truly a miracle of nature.
I would make a "Fantasy Island" joke but I wasn't even alive when that show was on so I'd feel like kind of a fraud.
Can't tell if real or staged, can't tell if real or staged, can't tell if real or staged... oh well, still amusing!
Poseidon gets hitched.
Jack and Lisa and baby Pearl are a picture perfect family. Congrats, lovebirds!
Caption ALL the celebrities!
I wonder if they paid them all five bucks to do that. Ha! Joke's on them, I would've done it for free.