I would make a "Fantasy Island" joke but I wasn't even alive when that show was on so I'd feel like kind of a fraud.
Can't tell if real or staged, can't tell if real or staged, can't tell if real or staged... oh well, still amusing!
Poseidon gets hitched.
Desperate cases of wedding boredom call for desperate bellyflops.
Or maybe I'm the jellyfish because I'm jelly of them and want to be there right now.
Some poor guy spent all day anchoring rose petals to the beach so they wouldn't blow away and these two yahoos come along and decide to make a romantic moment of it. Rude.