Poseidon gets hitched.
Pretty much what happens five seconds after every sexy beach photo.
I would make a "Fantasy Island" joke but I wasn't even alive when that show was on so I'd feel like kind of a fraud.
Some poor guy spent all day anchoring rose petals to the beach so they wouldn't blow away and these two yahoos come along and decide to make a romantic moment of it. Rude.
bridal shower cake
I wonder if they paid them all five bucks to do that. Ha! Joke's on them, I would've done it for free.