in leu of a speech...
The crabs, corn, and container of Old Bay Seasoning are made of white chocolate. The sand is crushed graham crackers and vanilla wafers. The mallets are fondant. The entire cake is edible!
This was in Oregan so I'm sure this water was freezing cold and I can't imagine doing this without a wet suit but no pain no gain and apparently the pictures were well worth it. That was one expensive trashed dress.