"You are the gold cap on my tooth."
"You are the saturated fat in my ding-dong."
"You are the naked lady mudflaps on my hummer."
I could go on and on...
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As members of the US military, my husband and I wanted the people who couldn't make it to our wedding represented.
A wonderful gesture for Memorial Day. Thanks for sharing it with us!
Patriotism may be a little out of place at a wedding.. wait what am I talking about? AMURICAAAAAA!
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