"You Have The Portal to My Heart"

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"You Have The Portal to My Heart"
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Check out these Portal-themed wedding rings by Etsy user 17thbit! Now you're thinking doing everything in your entire life with Portals!

Their Marriage is Down the Tubes

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Their Marriage is Down the Tubes
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Portals, they're essentially a series of tubes... much like the internet.

Companion Cube Ring

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Companion Cube Ring
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Here's hoping you will never need to incinerate her.

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