I hope the wedding cake is not a lie, though.
There's more than one way to express your nerdy side. Why not throw them all at one cake?
Check out these Portal-themed wedding rings by Etsy user 17thbit! Now you're thinking doing everything in your entire life with Portals!
The confection is a fabrication!
... "Portal" fans, am I doing this right?
The extra nerdy touch of the LEGO toppers is perfection!
Portals, they're essentially a series of tubes... much like the internet.