The confection is a fabrication!
... "Portal" fans, am I doing this right?
And nary a portal shall ever separate them.
May your marriage be the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the cutest couple who ever lived.
There's more than one way to express your nerdy side. Why not throw them all at one cake?
Portals, they're essentially a series of tubes... much like the internet.