Check out these Portal-themed wedding rings by Etsy user 17thbit! Now you're thinking doing everything in your entire life with Portals!
Here's hoping you will never need to incinerate her.
Get Over Here and Play a Video Game
The confection is a fabrication!
... "Portal" fans, am I doing this right?
May your marriage be the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the cutest couple who ever lived.
Portals, they're essentially a series of tubes... much like the internet.