I hope the wedding cake is not a lie, though.
May your marriage be the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the cutest couple who ever lived.
And nary a portal shall ever separate them.
Here's hoping you will never need to incinerate her.
Get Over Here and Play a Video Game
One of these layers is not like the others...
Check out these Portal-themed wedding rings by Etsy user 17thbit! Now you're thinking doing everything in your entire life with Portals!