Sure the captain can marry you on this ship, but you're gonna want the reception to be somewhere else. I've seen that cockpit and there's barely enough room for three humans and a wookie. May I suggest Tatooine? Plenty of room there.
gotta love those groovy puke yellow and crap green bridesmaid dresses
This is the Worst Elevator Ride These Guys Will Ever Have
10 Reasons Why Teachers Are Totally Awesome
How to Buy Video Game Merchandise Responsibly
This Student Said He'd Go to Class if His Principal Shoveled ...
7 Lessons We Learned From Superheroes
Best of Tinder Week 2/22-2/27
No hay nunca nada perfecto
Uptown Funk Ain't Got Nothin' on Downton Funk
These Terrifying Maps Show What Major Cities Would Look Like ...
Thorin Oakenshield, Master Troll
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more