ZOOEY

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ZOOEY because dorky girls who also happen to be hot don't exist in real life. -Zooey Deschanel

Show Me Your Boobs

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Show Me Your Boobs
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show me your boobs absolutely not you showed elmo for the last time tigger i am not katy perry (Zooey Deschanel)

Pooh Is One Dirty Mutha F*cka...

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I don't get it... I don't even own a 'honeypot'. -Zooey Deschanel

Careful! Cold Ones Are A Crafty Lot!

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Careful! Cold Ones Are A Crafty Lot!
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He sparkles? Kill it (Danny McBride, Natalie Portman, James Franco, Zooey Deschanel)