-Barack Obama, Mitt Romney

I was elected to lead, not to read!

It played for audiences before Finding Nemo 3D, and it aired this week on the Disney channel, but now Pixar's Partysaurus Rex is online for your viewing pleasure. Sit back and enjoy -- it's six minutes of pure, uncut Toy Story goodness. It's also a bathtub rave.

3 Men and Two Guns Bang! Bang! The End

("The Expendables")

It was SO BEAUTIFUL, that night... The moon was shining, i was in my strapless red dress.... Tom had his new stepladder...

(Penelope Cruz)