When asked what he was working on, Riff answered "Gotta keep my hands from floatin' up to the top, cuz ice rises." If anyone knows what the hell that means, feel free to educate us.

Swiss-born Liechtensteinian EDM producer Al Walser showed up to the Grammys in his best spacesuit. Known for telling his critics to "eat it," Walser was nominated in the Best Dance Recording category next to superstars Skrillex, Swedish House Mafia, and Avicii.

Remember when she was on the Disney Channel? Because she was on the Disney Channel.

THIS is what happens when you accidentally wash a red sock with your whites. -Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith

(Sacha Baron Cohen, Ryan Seacrest)

(Tina Fey, Kim Jong-Il's ashes)

(George Clooney, Stacy Keibler)

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