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We only got to see him for a brief second, but a lot of work went into making Thanos believable on the big screen. Based on this concept art, do you think he'll make a good villain in Avengers 2?
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Punmaster Anonymous says: "Yeah, neither have I."
You know what I do wonder? WHO THE HELL ARE YOU ANONYMOUS I WANT TO GIVE YOU CREDIT PLZZZZZZZZ - Matty Malaprop
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