I don't see how a ring will protect me but okay, hop on my finger, little buddy!
Love conquers all!
Take this and love me again!
I'm not quite sure how trying fits in here, but Yoda is nothing if not convincing.
Joe says: "She loves cake and cupcakes. I gave her an offer she couldn't refuse."
That sounds menacing, Joe! Are you in the mob? Wink once for yes, twice for no.
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