I Can't Have Sauron Seeing Me Without Looking My Best

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One does not simply walk into Mordor... ...before looking absolutely fabulous. (Elijah Wood)

I'm Too Pretty For This

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Everyone else in this movie has no standards of personal hygiene. -Orlando Bloom