I wish to the powers that be that I was not making that headline up. From what I can gleam in skimming the description (because anything more than a quick skim would cause a mortal's face to melt like in the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark) the game is about your rise to fame through photoshoots and modeling. And there's a rival named Willow, or something. When the servers for the game went down this weekend, people were none too pleased about it:
These are all grown-ass adults. Good night, everyone.
Who are two people you never thought you'd see embracing each other on the cover of Vogue magazine? It's probably James Franco and Seth Rogan. We all remember their ridiculously hilarious shot-for-shot parody music video of Kanye West "Bound 2" that featured he and Kim Kardashian in explicit embraces. After that, I guess it's no surprise that they couldn't resist posting this shopped photo to Instagram.