-Jeremy Renner

Caption ALL the celebrities!

THE NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM PROGRAM *Results quite typical

(Jonathan Lipnicki)

grew up to become famous and hot grew up to f**k knows

(Christina Ricci, Jimmy Workman)

If you touch it more than once You're playing with it.

(Scarlett Johansson)

I AM 40 But I am up for immediate adoption

(Angelina Jolie)