BRITNEY SPEARS REALLY LET HERSELF GO.

(Meg Ryan)

well at least we know why the pizza never got delivered

(Meg Ryan)

Breaking News - BUSEY ARRESTED AFTER POLE DANCE CAUSES LOCAL MAN TO THROW HIMSELF UNDER BUS

(Gary Busey)

Who ate all the pies? IIIIiiiiiiiIIIIIIii DiiiiiIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiD! Yeaaah!!

(Mariah Carey)

WHAT'S EATING GILBERT GRAPE Did someone say "eating"?

(The cast of "What's Eating Gilbert Grape?")

I SEE FED PEOPLE

(Haley Joel Osment)

I've been dancing with Little Debbie, she wont leave me alooooneee no, no,nooo

(Axl Rose)