Here be LOLs most amusing and historic!

Cute puppies and funny doggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!

I tried snorting Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose! -Lindsay Lohan

Disclaimer: language and excessive drug use means not appropriate for work!

(Tina Fey, Kim Jong-Il's ashes)

I don't do drugs anymore 'cause I find I get the same effect just standing up really fast.

(Charlie Sheen)