<strike>Matt Damon</strike> Santa Claus Is Coming to Town!

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Santa Claus, who looks a lot like Matt Damon under that beard, wants you to give the best gift of all this Christmas: the gift of clean water.

And though it sounds like a very kind and thoughtful gift indeed, the children just aren't having it.

This is the Face of a Man Willing to Spend $20k to be Killed in Game of Thrones

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Dave Goldblatt, a Facebook employee from San Francisco, California is one of two people who donated $20,000 to George RR Martin's Prizeo campaign benefiting a wolf sanctuary in New Mexico. His prize? He'll be turned into a character and killed in Martin's upcoming book. Speaking to ABC News, Goldblatt said "I'm just lucky enough to be in a position to do this. Obviously, the money is going to charity, so it's an added bonus. I didn't immediately seek to help wolf sanctuaries, but the more I read about the charities, I learned it was a worthwhile cause." Goldblatt has chosen to be Valyrian, because he thinks they're cool and hopes to see more of them in the series.

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