Jay Z Bought Beyoncé a Dragon's Egg

Game of thrones memes season 5 Jay Z bought beyonce a dragon's egg.
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Emilia Clark, or Daenarys Targaryen as you probably know her, gave a long interview to Harper's Bazaar in which she spilled some intriguing little tidbits about what became of her dear dragon eggs.

"Apparently Jay Z bought one for Beyoncé, or something," she laughs. "I don't know." No eggs reside in the Clarke residence because "they are really, really, really expensive and they are really fucking heavy and serious works of art." Like Fabergé? "Eggs-actly! Eggs-cellent!"

Sure, if you've got the money, I guess. Might as well buy it for your spouse.

I guess.

What do you think their house looks like? Do you think there are all these other random props from movies and tv shows? Did Beyoncé buy the Rocketeer's jetpack for Jay Z? Did Blue Ivy receive the Griswold's actual family Christmas tree for Christmas?

Also, did we really need the puns, Emilia?

5 Beyonce Albums in 4 Minutes

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This is some concentrated Beyonce right here.

A Woman Named Beyoncé Gets Help From All the Other Unfortunately-Named on the Internet

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Beyoncé was featured on the long-running blog project Humans of New York, where she discussed the blessing (everyone remembers your name!) and curse (no one will stop singing "Single Ladies"!) of having a famous moniker. And just like that, the rest of the internet joined in to share their woes. Some of these names almost seem too good to be true. 

Hopefully now she knows that she isn't alone!