Dear Life, when I asked if my day could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a direct challenge!
Unless we encounter that damn thing
Well I say we take that new sump pump right back to Home Depot.
-Winona Ryder, Sigourney Weaver
These eggs probably won't hatch into Facehuggers while you sleep. Probably.
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