I know this is important... I just can't remember why.
It's a cupcake. No, a cookie that looks like a cupcake. But a zombie cupcake, because it's green and has a bloody bite taken out of it. Do cookies that look like cupcakes have brains?
Just don't hold it against me if I get turned into a zombie first and go straight for you. It's ingrained at this point!
You can probably catch me, I'm the zombie-bread man!