It's a cupcake. No, a cookie that looks like a cupcake. But a zombie cupcake, because it's green and has a bloody bite taken out of it. Do cookies that look like cupcakes have brains?
Is that a zombie dog dressed up as a bear? Fearsome!
If the zombies do come for you in the night they'll think they're too late. Guaranteed to wake up again!
How are you standing there without a spine?!