The meat in this taco is worth even less than the meat in a real taco. I'm broke as a joke.
Hey, you like pencils? You like carrying them with you? In a pencil? Thought so.
Kitty will nom your valuables into safety.
This is the kind of rainy day I can get behind for sure!
Get some fashion all up in your books.
I know we're in a recession and you've only got a few dimes to put in this wallet but at least those dimes will be well dressed!
Careful you don't try to munch on your laundry money there. They are very convincing.