I love a tiny man in a tuxedo.
You look wary of your snack, monster. Here, let me help you.
Somebody got caught in the rain! But Please don't get mad, he didn't mean to leave muddy paw prints in the carpet. Look, he's sorry okay?
I will sing "The Rainbow Connection" to him every night and have the sweetest of dreams.
Kitty will nom your valuables into safety.
I have a small menagerie of pocket pets on my desk here. This wise little dude would be a perfect addition to the family.
I don't even care that the bunny has that smug "I'm better than you" look on his face, he's still adorable!