The grey owl, that's who!
Totoro may not be great with chess strategy, but his heart's in it.
Don't worry, these hedgies are not pokey at all, just soft and warm and there for you when you need them.
Layer a few of these babies and send some seriously mixed messages.
Here's one hedgie I wouldn't mind snuggling up to.
If you live in a super cold climate and heating bills are out of control, having soft felt furniture seems like a no-brainer of a heat saver.
He won't bite, I promise. He's been de-fanged.