New family get-together plan: after dinner orchestra!
Get with the 21st century grandpa! Screw Top wine is where it's at!
Stop saving wine for special occasions and drink it all now! Look what you can make with the corks!
It's Kraken wine, don't worry about it.
You've done well this year, Blitzen! You and all the reindeer deserve to kick back and enjoy yourselves.
It's like drinking the bottle at both ends.