These tiny monsters stick to your wine glass with a suction cup so you'll always know which is yours. I'm always the blue bicep guy because I've got such huge guns.
You've done well this year, Blitzen! You and all the reindeer deserve to kick back and enjoy yourselves.
New family get-together plan: after dinner orchestra!
Stop saving wine for special occasions and drink it all now! Look what you can make with the corks!
It's like drinking the bottle at both ends.
Get with the 21st century grandpa! Screw Top wine is where it's at!