These tiny monsters stick to your wine glass with a suction cup so you'll always know which is yours. I'm always the blue bicep guy because I've got such huge guns.
You've done well this year, Blitzen! You and all the reindeer deserve to kick back and enjoy yourselves.
The French know what's up with wine making and drinking. I trust them to also help me open the bottle.
It's Kraken wine, don't worry about it.
Stop saving wine for special occasions and drink it all now! Look what you can make with the corks!