It's like drinking the bottle at both ends.
I don't care what you serve me as long as the glassware makes it as confusing as possible.
New family get-together plan: after dinner orchestra!
You've done well this year, Blitzen! You and all the reindeer deserve to kick back and enjoy yourselves.
These tiny monsters stick to your wine glass with a suction cup so you'll always know which is yours. I'm always the blue bicep guy because I've got such huge guns.