These tiny monsters stick to your wine glass with a suction cup so you'll always know which is yours. I'm always the blue bicep guy because I've got such huge guns.
The French know what's up with wine making and drinking. I trust them to also help me open the bottle.
I don't care what you serve me as long as the glassware makes it as confusing as possible.
Stop saving wine for special occasions and drink it all now! Look what you can make with the corks!