Sew your own whale of a tale.
Whales have feelings too. Don't stifle them.
Though I don't quite understand what one needs with so many pencils, I'm glad there's a job out there for Mr. Whaley since he retired from teaching schools of fish.
We all know that unicorns are magical and narwhals are the unicorn of the sea so why wouldn't you want a narwhal to snuggle with?
She's very patient with me when I have to keep ripping out seams and resewing my mistakes.
His horn's too stubby and cute to do any damage, go ahead, wear him every day!