His horn's too stubby and cute to do any damage, go ahead, wear him every day!
She's very patient with me when I have to keep ripping out seams and resewing my mistakes.
Whales have feelings too. Don't stifle them.
Sew your own whale of a tale.
Falling down in the shower is seriously not cool, especially when you're ancient like me and risk shattering like an old, dry piece of coral. Protect yourself and spruce up the tub with a new friend.
Though I don't quite understand what one needs with so many pencils, I'm glad there's a job out there for Mr. Whaley since he retired from teaching schools of fish.
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