Sew your own whale of a tale.
Whales have feelings too. Don't stifle them.
Though I don't quite understand what one needs with so many pencils, I'm glad there's a job out there for Mr. Whaley since he retired from teaching schools of fish.
When you've got a cold, the sad flowers on a tissue box are hardly comforting. This guy uses the simple skill of breathing to help you out.
Falling down in the shower is seriously not cool, especially when you're ancient like me and risk shattering like an old, dry piece of coral. Protect yourself and spruce up the tub with a new friend.
His horn's too stubby and cute to do any damage, go ahead, wear him every day!