We all know that unicorns are magical and narwhals are the unicorn of the sea so why wouldn't you want a narwhal to snuggle with?
Whales have feelings too. Don't stifle them.
Sew your own whale of a tale.
His horn's too stubby and cute to do any damage, go ahead, wear him every day!
Though I don't quite understand what one needs with so many pencils, I'm glad there's a job out there for Mr. Whaley since he retired from teaching schools of fish.
Falling down in the shower is seriously not cool, especially when you're ancient like me and risk shattering like an old, dry piece of coral. Protect yourself and spruce up the tub with a new friend.