Really though. REALLY. Who could eat this?!

Your geeky love deserves to be front and center on your special day. This cake topper will make it so!

This wedding cake (yes, CAKE) recreates the scenario of the couple's first date down to the edible back pack, cups of wine and park bench. Amazing!

That's not nice to slice into your fishwife right in front of your new real wife!

Let's hope the marriage is fully operational and stays that way.

I bet it was kind of soothing and therapeutic to sit and place each one of those m&ms on that cake. It seems like a nice, easy, repetitive, meditative sort of action. Ommmmmmmmm...

I'm a sucker for well done tattoos. I have some myself (in addition to some not-so-well-done). I know how special it is to find someone with a similar aesthetic sense when it comes to permanent body art. Ryan and Marianne, you crazy kids were made for each other! Just don't go getting each other's names tattooed on your pretty selves. That's the kiss of death.