You're gonna need a bigger plate.
I know that some of you are having a hard time with the crazy heatwave. Hang in there. Let this little guy help cool you down.
If I could, I'd hop onto a sailboat and get far far away from the land of grocery shopping for pumpkin pie supplies and sparkling cider. Just wake me when the turkey's ready and I won't have to hurt anyone.
I hope there's a decent breeze on the clear blue sea for your tangerine sailboat to explore the coastline!
Another Shark Week has left us all terrified and exhausted. Did you make it through with all your limbs intact?
Good smelling bath melty bombs that look good enough to eat? I'll take a dozen!