Your cuffs are getting tired of those old Mario cufflinks. Update!
I'm sure for some people you could draw a comparison between the power of cake addiction vs. Katamari Damacy addiction. Both are sweet, colorful, fun and dangerous in large doses. I want a lego and a flower!
This companion cube soap will keep you alert and on your toes with it's Mountain Dew scent. Gamers gonna game. But are they gonna shower?
Are regular video games too big? Her, play this one instead!
You're cute but we gotta do something about that mouth of yours.