You're not good for much, are you, toucan? At least tou-can open my cans for me. That's useful enough.
You like to feel fancy when you're writing your genius poetry in your hand-bound leather journal.
Food made with love is the best tasting food. It can't hurt to also have a heart-shaped utensil in there for good measure.
You make some seriously rockin' burgers.
The French know what's up with wine making and drinking. I trust them to also help me open the bottle.
I'll fight that dinosaur to the death for a bowl of pasta. Back off, toothy!