Kanye West is the new Jack Handey. Commit his quips to fabric, he's never wrong.
Youtube tastes like shame, twitter tastes like desperation, google plus just gets forgotten on the plate.
Sometimes I'm just way too lazy to read the THOUSANDS of tweets in my twitter feed and just need someone to read it to me. Thank goodness there's something for that now.
Because you can't start your day without #coffee.