This royal counsel of tiny turtles better make a proclamation soon or I may squee myself to death.
I see you little guys with your beady little eyes, sizing me up. You think you're soooo tough because you were just in a 400 degree oven and barely broke a sweat but let me tell you something: I could fit two of you in my mouth at once.
Back to the sea, babies! You've got a long journey ahead of you but you can make it! I'm like a hungry seagull over here waiting to swoop in and pick up a couple of stragglers. Circle of life, folks!
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