I think this is more of a case of pre-stalgia as technically these don't even exist yet.
Even gloopy little green monsters need love. Can you really deny those sweet puppy dog eyes?
What are you looking at, turtle? Is there something on the ground over there? Is it a bug? A ladybug? Aw, make friends with it!
An ideal pet! No dander, no litter box, no affection!
Don't worry little ham! I'll give you lots and lots of hugs to cheer you up.