Not only is this bag geeky and adorable, it's also made of recycled plastic bottles! Extra special!
The giraffes at the zoo have it made, they can see over the fences!
I would be endlessly entertained by surprising people with a hidden puppet in my bag. Salespeople, bus drivers, waiters, bartenders, they'll all love me!
When you show up to the pool with this bag it will be clear that you are a tropical jet-setter of the highest caliber.
He'll look after your things and keep them safe. Promise.