I cry when I watch movies, almost all movies. When the movie is very very very sad, I often wish I had black tissue to match the color of my soul.
When you're sick and you need a tissue, it's nice to know you can snuggle in and feel at home.
Sometimes you're just too sick to stand up and fetch yourself a tissue.
It's a little weird that he's pooping tissue, but I'll take it.
It's nice to have someone around to help out when you're not feeling so hot.
Pulling something out of your nose to wipe my nose is a little too meta, but I've got a cold and I need a tissue no matter what.
Whether you're wiping away tears or the sniffles, this guy is just concerned with your well being.