Kitty watches you no matter what you are doing.
It's a little weird that he's pooping tissue, but I'll take it.
It's nice to have someone around to help out when you're not feeling so hot.
Sometimes you're just too sick to stand up and fetch yourself a tissue.
Not only is this octopus sweet and cuddly but she's also helpful, especially when you're sick and you need a friend to snuggle and wipe your nose.
Pulling something out of your nose to wipe my nose is a little too meta, but I've got a cold and I need a tissue no matter what.
I cry when I watch movies, almost all movies. When the movie is very very very sad, I often wish I had black tissue to match the color of my soul.