Red, it is so thoughtful of you to sit here all day on my desk to make sure I have tape around. I hope you've got enough snacks in that basket because I've got nothing to share.
Getting a package in the mail is super exciting. Think how much MORE exciting it could be with sweet little animals parading all over it!
Even if we're not using cassettes anymore, at least we can still take advantage of how awesome they were. Nostalgia can be useful!
In my minimalist environment, sometimes it's nice to throw in little details that look like mistakes.
Some of us know we are trainwrecks. It's in our best interest to let others know.
When you're feeling lo-fi, go all the way.
I hate wrapping gifts so much, pointing a gun at the boxes sounds incredibly satisfying.