I hate wrapping gifts so much, pointing a gun at the boxes sounds incredibly satisfying.
Some of us know we are trainwrecks. It's in our best interest to let others know.
Let's just see the postal workers try to bend this!
I'm not sure why I'd need so many different kinds of tape, but if I did, these sure would be handy!
Red, it is so thoughtful of you to sit here all day on my desk to make sure I have tape around. I hope you've got enough snacks in that basket because I've got nothing to share.
I've never seen an assistant quite so talented. He can hold my pencil, tape and other accessories all while taking care of some business of his own if you know what I mean.
In my minimalist environment, sometimes it's nice to throw in little details that look like mistakes.