Can we say MOST USEFUL INVENTION EVER?!
When you're feeling lo-fi, go all the way.
Red, it is so thoughtful of you to sit here all day on my desk to make sure I have tape around. I hope you've got enough snacks in that basket because I've got nothing to share.
Even if we're not using cassettes anymore, at least we can still take advantage of how awesome they were. Nostalgia can be useful!
I hate wrapping gifts so much, pointing a gun at the boxes sounds incredibly satisfying.
I don't think you can find a pencil small enough to wind a tape that small.
I've never seen an assistant quite so talented. He can hold my pencil, tape and other accessories all while taking care of some business of his own if you know what I mean.