Let's just see the postal workers try to bend this!
When you're feeling lo-fi, go all the way.
Red, it is so thoughtful of you to sit here all day on my desk to make sure I have tape around. I hope you've got enough snacks in that basket because I've got nothing to share.
I'm not sure why I'd need so many different kinds of tape, but if I did, these sure would be handy!
Some of us know we are trainwrecks. It's in our best interest to let others know.
I've never seen an assistant quite so talented. He can hold my pencil, tape and other accessories all while taking care of some business of his own if you know what I mean.
I don't think you can find a pencil small enough to wind a tape that small.