When you're feeling lo-fi, go all the way.
Let's just see the postal workers try to bend this!
In my minimalist environment, sometimes it's nice to throw in little details that look like mistakes.
Red, it is so thoughtful of you to sit here all day on my desk to make sure I have tape around. I hope you've got enough snacks in that basket because I've got nothing to share.
I hate wrapping gifts so much, pointing a gun at the boxes sounds incredibly satisfying.
Some of us know we are trainwrecks. It's in our best interest to let others know.
I'm not sure why I'd need so many different kinds of tape, but if I did, these sure would be handy!