If I had a fuzzy little tail on my cell phone, I'd never be able to focus on a conversation, I'd just play with the thing constantly. Adorable distractions.
My normal wardrobe just doesn't make me look enough like a panda, you know?
Paws up! That kitty is totally about to pounce on that giant mouse! Who to eat first? They both look so tasty, I can't make up my mind!
Bunny come back! Someone hurry and grab him before he escapes down the hole, I want my basket of candy, dammit!
Oh fox phone, be mine forever!
Kitty you don't mind if I dunk you quickly into my tea, do you? Oh thank you! It's nice and warm, like a hot tub!