Remember, whatever the little guy has eaten has also been eaten by the big guy who eats him.
Mr. Salt, don't get cheeky with me!
Carrots are much tastier when they've been carried in on a barge.
One of these days your kids need to learn to cut their own food. Woof.
I don't endorse salt-bombing your food, but if you must, these would be particularly appropriate.
I've always thought the design of disposable fruit baskets was really nice, but the materials were lacking. Someone read my mind and made them reusable and durable!
Some people LOVE tea. Like really really LOVE it.