I'll take the one with giant holes. I like lots of salt!
Carrots are much tastier when they've been carried in on a barge.
Some people don't like their food touching their other food, I can respect that.
Mixing traditional china patterns is adorable, especially when you take it even further and mix them on one piece.
Shake a cat's paw without getting slashed or bitten. And your food will be tastier too!
Remember, whatever the little guy has eaten has also been eaten by the big guy who eats him.
Mr. Salt, don't get cheeky with me!
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