Carrots are much tastier when they've been carried in on a barge.
Mr. Salt, don't get cheeky with me!
Remember, whatever the little guy has eaten has also been eaten by the big guy who eats him.
You really can't make a bad choice here!
I don't endorse salt-bombing your food, but if you must, these would be particularly appropriate.
Some people don't like their food touching their other food, I can respect that.
Shake a cat's paw without getting slashed or bitten. And your food will be tastier too!