Carrots are much tastier when they've been carried in on a barge.
Shake a cat's paw without getting slashed or bitten. And your food will be tastier too!
One of these days your kids need to learn to cut their own food. Woof.
I've always thought the design of disposable fruit baskets was really nice, but the materials were lacking. Someone read my mind and made them reusable and durable!
You really can't make a bad choice here!
Mr. Salt, don't get cheeky with me!
Remember, whatever the little guy has eaten has also been eaten by the big guy who eats him.