One of these days your kids need to learn to cut their own food. Woof.
Some people LOVE tea. Like really really LOVE it.
Remember, whatever the little guy has eaten has also been eaten by the big guy who eats him.
I don't endorse salt-bombing your food, but if you must, these would be particularly appropriate.
Those are some cheerful dudes. Careful not to over-salt your food smiling back!
Shake a cat's paw without getting slashed or bitten. And your food will be tastier too!
Mr. Salt, don't get cheeky with me!