Since my cat won't sit still enough for me to balance a beer on her head, these will have to do.
Anything that makes dinner more like Speak & Spell is tops in my book!
Just try to avoid the impulse to sneeze. Just you try!
The only problem is you keep thinking it's salting your food but really it's still processing.
Your kids will have no idea what that metal thing on your table is.
Turning on the lights triggers my migraines, I prefer soothing, glowing furniture.