Voila! Your food is now seasoned!
In my house we are super class and always have a bottle of cheap, barely potable sparkling wine around. Do you think giant cork furniture will make us even classier?
I think the dude on the right gave his date a festive holly bouquet and now they're making snow angels and gazing into each other's eyes as the snow starts to fall. So romantic!
Please, help me out, I need to know! Which does the salt go in? One hole or two holes?
Since my cat won't sit still enough for me to balance a beer on her head, these will have to do.
Turning on the lights triggers my migraines, I prefer soothing, glowing furniture.