Voila! Your food is now seasoned!
I don't think I'll be able to play poker on this table. And now I can't play poker at all because a bunch of my cards have been destroyed. Oh well, worth it for the cute.
Please, help me out, I need to know! Which does the salt go in? One hole or two holes?
Your kids will have no idea what that metal thing on your table is.
The only problem is you keep thinking it's salting your food but really it's still processing.
In my house we are super class and always have a bottle of cheap, barely potable sparkling wine around. Do you think giant cork furniture will make us even classier?