I'm not sure what good a three inch butler could do for my luxuriant lifestyle, but I'm willing to pay ten bucks to find out.
Turning on the lights triggers my migraines, I prefer soothing, glowing furniture.
Just try to avoid the impulse to sneeze. Just you try!
In my house we are super class and always have a bottle of cheap, barely potable sparkling wine around. Do you think giant cork furniture will make us even classier?