Since my cat won't sit still enough for me to balance a beer on her head, these will have to do.
This is a good challenge for my brain, trusting that I'm sprinkling savory spices on my food, not sweet.
Turning on the lights triggers my migraines, I prefer soothing, glowing furniture.
I'm not sure what good a three inch butler could do for my luxuriant lifestyle, but I'm willing to pay ten bucks to find out.
I don't think I'll be able to play poker on this table. And now I can't play poker at all because a bunch of my cards have been destroyed. Oh well, worth it for the cute.