I don't think I'll be able to play poker on this table. And now I can't play poker at all because a bunch of my cards have been destroyed. Oh well, worth it for the cute.
Your kids will have no idea what that metal thing on your table is.
Please, help me out, I need to know! Which does the salt go in? One hole or two holes?
Voila! Your food is now seasoned!
Turning on the lights triggers my migraines, I prefer soothing, glowing furniture.
Just try to avoid the impulse to sneeze. Just you try!